A friend of mine sent out a call for help in formulating a disaster recovery plan (DRP) for our company in the event of a zombie outbreak.
The following is my response. This is very much an embryonic document; it needs a lot of work and I would welcome any contributions.
When planning for a zombie attack it's important to have both strategic and tactical plans. Strategically we should consider survival, containment, eradication and neutralization. Survival is the primary strategy. A zombie outbreak is a direct and imminent threat to the life of every human being, and the only way to contend with the threat is to survive. Containment may be an effective strategy for outbreaks involving smaller numbers of the undead. Containment should be pursued over eradication if at all possible because it gives the survivors the opportunity to scrutinize and learn from the afflicted. Containment will make identification of the nature of the affliction much easier. Neutralization and eradication are secondary strategies to survival. It may be that a given outbreak can be neutralized, mitigating the threat; absent the possibility of neutralization or effective containment, eradication is the only remaining option. We need to have tactical plans in place for a variety of possible threats. Zombie outbreaks are known to be caused by viruses and possibly bacterial infections, occult sources, certain chemical compounds, and extraterrestrial contacts (both sentient and non-sentient). Each cause produces zombies with different characteristics. Tactics for combating zombies produced through one vector could be woefully ineffective against a different type of zombie. Some zombie states can be reversed while others require containment or eradication of all effected individuals. Weapon-wise it would be a good idea to have ready access to both high-impact firearms and durable melee weapons. Remember that to drop any kind of zombie except an occult one it's necessary to destroy or remove the brain, and by 'brain' we're not talking about the cerebrum but the cerebellum. The cerebellum is only 10% of the human brain and it's a lot harder to target it with a small-caliber firearm than one would think. Shotguns are probably the best bet for a number of reasons - they are not precision weapons, they have good slowing/stopping power even if they don't remove the head, and they have a low incidence of ricochets in closed areas. I think machetes, axes and shovels are ideal for hand-to-hand combat, as are clubs, maces and of course cricket bats. Food supplies need to be set up well in advance. We should all be prepared to survive for an extended time on MREs. Local secure cultivation of fresh produce would be a good idea unless the zombie vector is biological, chemical or extraterrestrial, in which case the food could become a vector for spreading the outbreak. We might want to consider adding a closed hydroponic facility at each of our facilities. Finally, I think that the emotional considerations of surviving a zombie attack are often neglected. We should have trained mediators and counselors available in all locations. The onset of paranoia and depression can be just as lethal in a well-armed population as the zombies themselves. And the grim reality is that at some point, each survivor is almost guaranteed to come face-to-vacant face with the reanimated corpse of a former loved one. The psychological damage that such a confrontation may cause cannot be overstated. We all like to think that we're tough enough to survive such an encounter, but even the toughest survivor should be ready and willing to accept help and be prepared for the need for emotional healing.
