Comments on: Disaster Recovery Planning for Zombie Attacks http://www.rjamestaylor.com/disaster-recovery-planning-for-zombie-attacks/ Unboxed: technology, customer service, satire, opinion Wed, 21 Apr 2010 19:58:56 +0000 hourly 1 By: simon http://www.rjamestaylor.com/disaster-recovery-planning-for-zombie-attacks/comment-page-1/#comment-157 simon Tue, 16 Feb 2010 01:39:45 +0000 http://www.rjamestaylor.com/?p=633#comment-157 First rule of Zombie survival, let me repeat that FIRST RULE! Kill all Zombies. Do not contain, that only leaves the opportunity for someone else to get infected. Kill them all, and then dump lye on the bodies and any spot where there might be zombie blood. Eradicate any trace evidence of said zombies. Time after time, some scientist wants to learn from zombies, ends up being an idiot and getting infected, and then proceeds to infect others. In conclusion, do NOT contain, KILL. (bonus points for encouraging me to write the most fun comment I have ever written) First rule of Zombie survival, let me repeat that

FIRST RULE! Kill all Zombies. Do not contain, that only leaves the opportunity for someone else to get infected.

Kill them all, and then dump lye on the bodies and any spot where there might be zombie blood.

Eradicate any trace evidence of said zombies.

Time after time, some scientist wants to learn from zombies, ends up being an idiot and getting infected, and then proceeds to infect others.

In conclusion, do NOT contain, KILL.

(bonus points for encouraging me to write the most fun comment I have ever written)

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